This zine is the definitive guide to egg-based personality taxonomy and honestly should replace all existing psychometric assessments. Each copy comes with twelve egg types paired with detailed descriptions that may or may not hold up under scrutiny (peer-reviewed by absolutely no one). There's a random sticker in the back—your assigned egg, courtesy of the universe or chance, depending on your worldview.
This zine is the definitive guide to egg-based personality taxonomy and honestly should replace all existing psychometric assessments. Each copy comes with twelve egg types paired with detailed descriptions that may or may not hold up under scrutiny (peer-reviewed by absolutely no one). There's a random sticker in the back—your assigned egg, courtesy of the universe or chance, depending on your worldview.
Read through to determine which egg you are, then read through several more times to figure out what kind of egg everyone you know is. Once you've successfully categorized every person you've ever met, unfold the whole thing into a poster and hang it somewhere visible to fuel arguments at your next gathering. The full depth of this extremely legitimate research is inside, plus a QR code for those requiring even more existential breakfast content.
