Is it just human nature to want to understand ourselves through external frameworks, even when we know they are reductive? This work borrows the familiar logic of an alignment chart as another way into the egg taxonomy. Viewers are invited to place themselves somewhere between competing ideas of right, wrong and personality, then sit with the discomfort of how slippery that placement feels. Like the zine and flowchart, the chart is designed to be re-read, second-guessed and gently argued with, suggesting that no matter where we land, the boundaries between categories were never all that solid to begin with.